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Metallica
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The Ballad Of ?Brain Knight?
The Ballad Of ?Brain Knight? To the tune of ?lamb crops sing along? and ?the song that never ends?
The militant bunkers where I imagine I?m in my lover?s bed We swam naked ? we frolicked young and free Glistening wet like a froggies leg on a paraplegic?s knee I gazed into his eyes, what do I see Jaundice, a disease menagerie But though he?s got ? a figure of an aging sloth His love ? pump can deliver a malicious wrath
David Hasselhoff ? dressed mean, with boots to tease Bend over, please now punish me David Hasselhoff ? tuck me in bed tonight Appease me with your leathery face
Conscripted to fort Dik Showering with men from 3 to 6 We sung about ? leotards, fairies and naked gladiators I dreamt I was Peter Pan in a frock telling Captain Hook to suck my cock Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com It looks like I see your prong I thought you were a ? naïve bastard in a stupid talking car But then I saw you in a ?Baywatch? and thought you were the sexiest man by far
Done run away, I beg of thee Ill show you Athens ? style sodomy We played ? grecko marines with our sted ? fast dicks We clubbed our pricks like homeless kids and lathered our self with garlic bread My heart and bowel belongs to you No one roots like you ? they cum too soon Oh how ? soldiers love being gay Unlike prison we don?t need soap to play
David Hasselhoff ? my syphilis caused you internal rot Your old and crusty, you cant even please Fly back to Germany, how ?Bout writing a pop song or two Hey Davey boy, here?s a message for you ?
FUCK ? OFF ? YOU ? CUNT!!
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