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MC Chris( Christopher Brendan Ward )
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Older Crowd
I got the bass for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd
Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords
Feeling cheeky five feet weekly I beseech thee let's be daring No preparing no agendas Let's go where the paper sends us
Open mic perhaps a slam Don't care where, I need to jam Grab your purse and clip-on earrings Sorry I'm so commandeering
Air in tires and tank's got petrol Acting weird cause I was let go Say I'm boring like I'm dead Say I lack a cutting edge
I will show them that I'm golden Jam while jerks can kiss my colon Nouveau guys won't stand a chance Please park it Margaret I must dance
I got the bass for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd
Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords
Are you joking? It's too smoky There's a cover, we should leave Let's not panic, let's beat traffic And get home in time for tea
Kids have access nostalgia waxes Can't relax if I can't breathe Let's just exit, we're not sexy I feel fat and elderly
Let's play Scrabble, let's play Boggle Discovery channel with Ted Kopple Kids are awful, they're all moshing So obnoxious sneezing, coughing
Spilling beer and breaking glasses They're no fun, these trust fund fascists No more head tricks, we've got Netflix Let's grow beehives and mustaches Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
I got the bass for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd
Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords
There is vomit on the toilet And no soap I can dispense Girl named Wendy grabbed my testes Now I have no confidence
Can't believe it, I smell reefer We might get a contact high I feel loopy I see snoopies I need pizza with these doobies
I feel mellow, legs are jello Hold me up or I might nap Someone dosed my Diet Coke It's not a joke so please don't laugh
Freaky Friday might go my way I feel like a different person Now I'm tripping, ceiling's dripping Wait a minute, no crowd surfing
I got the bass for your face I got the bass for your face I got the bass for your face I got the base for your face Yes I can hold it down
I got the base for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd
Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords
I got the bass for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd
Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords
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