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Half Man Half Biscuit
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Letters Sent
Keeper you've just made a decent save So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave Screaming at defenders Makes you look dead stupid Especially when they haven't done much wrong Please cease the trait
Thank you to whoever found my purse Also when I fell, the passing nurse And when in my coma As I tried to bludgeon Chartist demonstrators in the square Those on the ward Yours, much restored
I disagree entirely with your choice Peetie Wheatstraw had a better voice I'd like to warn your readers Stapeley Water Gardens Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com A nice day out but best to take a flask
Dear Miss McVey It pains me to say The school choir was dull And the blame lies with you
Sewage farm an absolute disgrace Picnic table somewhat out of place Leisure centre cashpoint Always out of order And there's too much chlorine in the pool
Thirteen across Where was the clue? Bird on the wire Len, you're the dogs'
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