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Family Guy
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Babysitting Is a Bum Deal
Lyricist:Seth Macfarlane, Walter Murphy
Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds
Aren't you a cute little boy? (Look at that melon shaped head) Having you here is a joy (And in an hour you'll be dead) Sit on my knee (Please don't go Poo) Nice place to be (This one's for you) Babysitting is a bum deal
Why don't we watch Will and Grace? (Jesus, do I need a smoke?) Jack puts a smile on my face (Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke) I like your house (The ceiling has cracks) I like your blouse (Miss TJ Maxx) Babysitting is a bum deal
So they sat as time went by Slowly as time could go The baby blurred, and softly cursed Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com 'Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes And her hair made her look like a hoe
Time for your bottle my sweet (This little brat smells like piss) Always a succulent treat (While I suck that, you suck this) Aren't you a sight (Look at him drool) You're a delight (Damn you, you fool) Babysitting is a bum deal
The diaper change was quite a job The grossest I've ever seen The baby smiled and took a breath And I grunted and pooped out a poop That looked something like Matthew Modine
Someday you might meet a girl (Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand) Maybe it's you my sweet pearl (Darling, I'd rather screw sand) Have a good night (You little creep) Have a good night (Die in your sleep) Babysitting is a bum deal Babysitting is a bum deal
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